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magnusisms:
“ aeolus06:
“ the-peregrine-mendicant:
“ doomsong13:
“ fandomblogger:
“ i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:
“ 0nehundred-sleepless-nights:
“ blainesbedroom:
“ diamondintherough96:
“ pudding-is-the-new-fondue:
“ just-a-cardboard-box:
“...

magnusisms:

aeolus06:

the-peregrine-mendicant:

doomsong13:

fandomblogger:

i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:

0nehundred-sleepless-nights:

blainesbedroom:

diamondintherough96:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

just-a-cardboard-box:

a-very-not-royal-prince:

sociopathhasthephonebox:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

petewentzstolemypizza:
“ coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:
“ rnyselfie:
“ themurderscene:
“ and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos
”
is that my chemical romance?
”
OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr
”
but it actually...

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

hello frens I haven’t been active in so long but I’m back I think

  • parent: *says something passive aggressive directed at me*
  • me: *becomes irritated in response*
  • parent: wowww uncalled for?? how did I raise such a rude child why are you always on the defence
anotherbandwh0re:
“Breaking Benjamin - September 15th, 2015 - Toronto, Ontario
”

anotherbandwh0re:

Breaking Benjamin - September 15th, 2015 - Toronto, Ontario

  • me: -takes a deep breath-
  • me: I LO-
  • anyone who has spent five seconds around me: yes, you love Breaking Benjamin. we know, you love Breaking Benjamin so much, they are the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love Breaking Benjamin, we KNOW, you love Breaking Benjamin, you fucking love Breaking Benjamin ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE BREAKING BENJAMIN. WE GET IT.

The Signs As Breaking Benjamin Songs

hoobie-toobies:

Aries: Polyamorous

Taurus: Skin

Gemini: Phase

Cancer: Hollow

Leo: Breaking The Silence

Virgo: Diary of Jane

Libra: Follow

Scorpio: Firefly

Sagittarius: Failure

Capricorn: I Will Not Bow

Aquarius: Never Again

Pisces: Better Days

folie-a-dru:

may death find you alive

everyday-im-stridering:

Fall Out Boy: Growing up

folie-a-dru:
“i always fall from your window to the pitch black streets
”

folie-a-dru:

i always fall from your window to the pitch black streets

fobalerts:

Fall Out Boy performing at 101.3 KDWB’s Jingle Ball 2015 at Xcel Energy Center in St Paul, Minnesota - 12/7/15 // Source

fobalerts:
“Patrick and Andy performing at 101.3 KDWB’s Jingle Ball 2015 at Xcel Energy Center in St Paul, Minnesota - 12/7/15 // Source
”

fobalerts:

Patrick and Andy performing at 101.3 KDWB’s Jingle Ball 2015 at Xcel Energy Center in St Paul, Minnesota - 12/7/15 // Source

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