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American Horror Story: Easter

homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

gaypee:

shinjigraham:

kaldriss:

macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power

is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs

but shit it was 99 cents

gaypee:

shinjigraham:

kaldriss:

macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power

is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs

but shit it was 99 cents

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

a-hipster-called-elsa:

baelor:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOUR DOING AND LOOK AT FUCKING MERCURY OH MY GOD MERCURY

IT LOOKS LIKE VAN GOGH CREATED ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET, PRETTY SHIT

a-hipster-called-elsa:

baelor:

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOUR DOING AND LOOK AT FUCKING MERCURY OH MY GOD MERCURY

IT LOOKS LIKE VAN GOGH CREATED ANOTHER FUCKING PLANET, PRETTY SHIT

dr3amingofdisn3y:

titancia:

moosekingofhell:

geromney:

did anyone else think it was really weird and uncomfortable that kristoff had conversations with himself by impersonating his reindeer

Isn’t that what pets are for?

People who think this is weird probably don’t have pets.

^ Amen

Tagged: #disney

vesley:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you

vesley:

on a scale of 1 to 10 how uncomfortable are you

joshpeckofficial:

puppies are touchable happiness 

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

Tagged: #same

some-blonde:

there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

Tagged: #me

firewonk:

same

plushpuppetrumps:

assstiel:

assstiel:

these two boys from my class went dressed today as that psycho from scream and no-face from spirited away. they started making out right in front of everyone. it was the most disturbing thing i’ve ever seen.

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just when i thought things couldn’t get any weirder, the scooby-doo gang showed up and jason joined scream and no-face

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wtf kinda school is this

obviously a school I should have attended in my younger years

redscharlach:

Above, you see a genuine ad from Popular Science (1968), courtesy of newhousebooks. Below is the image that popped into my mind when I first saw it. Perhaps there IS an upside to sexist retro advertising after all?

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